The philosophical pickle ponders
both that which is, and that which
might be “beyond the barrel,” as

By far the most efficient method of ingesting food is by taking it in through the mouth, chewing, and then swallowing to propel it on its route to the stomach,” a noted medical researcher revealed today. “We spent a good deal of time on this problem,” said the expert who spent the major part of the last five years pursuing it.

All 74 billion people who once
inhabited the Earth, are invited
to a party. The invitations state

The size of the human brain
increased from the apelike
capacity of 500 cubic centimeters